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TUNES for SPECIAL OCCASIONS​-​album

by Johnny Dowd

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Sorry 02:33
I’m Sorry I’m sorry - Why don’t you believe me? I’m sorry - Give me one more chance Sorry? - I’ve heard that before! Keep saying sorry - as I walk out the door. Do unto others - That’s the golden rule. I know - I acted like a fool. Fool? - You ain’t nothing but a clown, selling popcorn - down in Chinatown. Well, I never cheated - I was faithful as a monk. Except for that one Christmas - but baby, I was drunk. Cheated? - I wish you had! By the way - you’re not Bobby’s dad. I’m sorry - Why don’t you believe me? I’m sorry - Give me one more chance Party, gonna have a party. Party, gonna have a party tonight. I’m so sorry…. Music and lyrics by Johnny Dowd
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SHOOK UP By Johnny Dowd This is a gathering of family and friends To say goodbye and make amends It's not the time to fuss or fight Let it all, go it’ll be all right I'm all shook up, I'm all shook up Goodness gracious, great balls of fire Is it Christmas or Halloween Holidays that’s not really my scene I'd rather be alone inside four walls With front door locked and the light on at the end of the hall Some say the world is coming to an end They tell you why but they don't know when The past has always eaten the future That why you got to religiously practice the Kama Sutra I'm all shook up, I'm all shook up Goodness gracious, great balls of fire You contemplate your own demise While you’re eating breakfast I hope includes some home fries Home fries There’s just one song on my music box Rock of Ages cleft to me, let me hide myself in thee Let me hide myself in thee I'm all shook up, I'm all shook up Goodness gracious, great balls of fire
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Up A Rat’s Ass I crawled up a rat’s ass. It’s peaceful here and quiet, and I can’t complain about the view. There are no child molesters here abusing baby cupid with their insipid harmonies. Pleasant people in bright costumes speak in confident voices. Fortunately, I can’t hear them. I have myself for company and that’s one too many. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It’s a miracle my brain doesn’t drain out of my ears like soup from a cracked bowl. Is there anything left to do but vacuum mother’s old carpets and listen to dad’s drunken apologies? I offered a glass of water to a woman who was about to drown, but the best of my good intentions came back and bit me like a dog. It’s best not to get too involved and to lower your expectations.
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Mystery Woman Please explain Why what gives you satisfaction Causes me pain Are you an alien? From Venus or Mars Cruising the strip And dancing topless in a girly bar You're up there on the stage Dancin' all alone What's a girl like you Doing so far from home? Mystery woman Please explain Why what gives you satisfaction Causes me pain (So much pain) I bet you once were married And very much in love But all good things must come to an end When push, when push comes to shove Do you lie awake at night Smoking cigarettes If you need a change of scenery I'm just the guy that can help you forget Mystery woman Please explain Why what gives you satisfaction Causes me pain (So much pain) No, you're not beautiful And the sky ain't blue Who am I kidding? I'm desperately in love with you
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An ongoing collection of Johnny's take on major life events and family gatherings. Check back when you need a holiday boost or just want to say I'm sorry..

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released February 25, 2023

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Johnny Dowd Ithaca, New York

Over the last thirty years, Johnny Dowd has been a musical explorer who has charted expeditions to genre-defying destinations that, at their heart, question, challenge, and dissect in their own way notions of the American Dream. Hope you like it.

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